The EBS (Evil Birdie Society) is a cult bent on murdering all
types of fish and destroying the RF (Rotating Fish) and Sardines.
Numerous reports describe them as,
"A fad that only cares about themselves with no true meaning."
Some x EBS members have referred to it as, "A ripoff of the RF."
"It's crumbling from within" says another,
while others say, "It has bad leadership."
They are bound together by shared malice toward anything that swims.

While you might think that we are just framing them badly,
members of the group themselves admit that the only reason that they exist
is to counter and destroy the Rotating Fish
and other groups like the Sardines.
Many have reported, “It’s out of control and should not be permitted to continue."